SPLASHING FUN

4 BAGS OF COOKING SALT INTO
1 BATHTUB OF TAP WATER WITH
1 COPY OF THIS WEEK'S TIME MAGAZINE AND
1 GLASS OF WHISKEY ON THE ROCK
FLOATNG AROUND TO SIMULATE
A POOLSIDE-AT-THE-SEA ATMOSPHERE

A BOWL OF GREEN BEAN PASTE WITH SEAWEED
TO BE INGEST VIA THE NOSTRILS TO SIMULATE
A DROWNING SENSATION