TUBE MANIA

NOW IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IS CRAZY ABOUT YOUTUBE.
I WONDER IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO WATCH METUBE?
(ME BIG FAT TUBE)

SPLASHING FUN

4 BAGS OF COOKING SALT INTO
1 BATHTUB OF TAP WATER WITH
1 COPY OF THIS WEEK'S TIME MAGAZINE AND
1 GLASS OF WHISKEY ON THE ROCK
FLOATNG AROUND TO SIMULATE
A POOLSIDE-AT-THE-SEA ATMOSPHERE

A BOWL OF GREEN BEAN PASTE WITH SEAWEED
TO BE INGEST VIA THE NOSTRILS TO SIMULATE
A DROWNING SENSATION

Moving Fun at HSBC

I was queing in line and a man (apparently a property sales broker, from his mobile phone conversation) behind me kept turning and waving around so much that I could not possibly concentrate on reading the newspaper. At last, I kind of figured it. I put down my paper and started moving around: turning my head, walking around in a circle trying to out do his act. And then this had made him relatively calm maybe because of me dancing around.

As a child, it's always fun mimicking people.
Now, it's a fun thing to annoy the annoying people.

Wear Your Inner Feelings

Is that right! For a second you think that's travel package promotion campaign. I was browsing info of Inner Mongolia and I found this picture from http://www.innermongolia.org/
which probably has been blocked by the government in China. I wonder if the tension gets any less tense now Hu is in power. What do I know. Let's just relax and buy a t-shirt from them:

Material: 100% cotton

Size: large (L) and only large

Color and Design: As shown on the picture. The red, yellow and white images stands for the fire, the sun and the moon. This (3 images in whole) is the traditional emblem of the Mongols. The blue background stands for the Eternal Blue Heaven the Mongols once believe in. It is why the Mongols are called Blue Mongols and Blue is the national color of the Mongols. This design resembles the Flag of the Inner Mongolian People's Party.

IT'S OPTIONAL

SHOULD I (A) GET CRAZY AND WILD; OR
SHOULD I (B) LAY BACK AND STAY BACK

IS (A) SOUP OF THE DAY ACTUALLY IS SOUP OF THE WEEK; OR
IS (B) EATS SHOOTS & PUKES & MAKE AN EGGROLL MORE UPSETTING TO YOUR STOMACH?